Tuesday, April 27, 2010
Sorry for the delay
hey guys sorry about the whole video thing. Test took over my attention. Ill have it asap though
Tuesday, April 20, 2010
Thursday, April 15, 2010
SKOOL
As the school year is winding down to a close, make sure that all teachers are equally pranked and water ballooned. Make sure that the project you didn't finished, is completed, and the person that hates you gets a free lunch. That's all for today. Also, I will be doing next weeks SNL at the church, so be there if you want!
Monday, April 5, 2010
The Point
A man that was mad at God decided that he would ascend Mount Everest and ask God what his problem was. After weeks of perilous travel, he finally reached the top. "God!," exclaimed the man, "I am sick of you never answering me! Every time I pray, it seems like you don't even care, and nothing happens! If you are so high and mighty, why don't you actually answer me for once?!?!" The man, exhausted from his tirade, fell to his knees and calmed himself. At this time, the cold seemed to drift away and he became hot. He took off his jacket and his gloves and his boots. He leaned against a rock, and a voice said, "You yelled?" The man almost jumped out of his shirt. God! He had finally came! Now he could finally get some answers! But all he could say was"Well.....I......uh....." God merely smiled and said, "Its okay. I get that a lot. Now, I understand that you are angry with me. I know why, but I would like to here it from you." And so the man began to ask his questions. Why did God let his parents die? Why did God let his company go bankrupt? Why did God let his house burn down? God listened quietly without interruption. He, of course, all ready knew this was going to happen. So, as his hobby, decided to make this a parable. "Okay Jack, listen. You climbed this mountain didn't you? You faced the weather, the cold, and the wild. You lost precious equipment, like fresh water, your thermal clothes. They were of up most importance. Like your parents. But would you give up? Would your parents want you to? I know they wouldn't. You ask why I let your parents pass away? The pain from their lung cancer became unbearable for them. I let them die, so that they wouldn't hurt anymore. When you got to the middle of the mountain, a storm came through and blew away your bag of personal items, like your wallet for instance. I didn't let you go bankrupt. You became to greedy with yourself, and spent it on entertainment and other things that weren't as important others, such as insurance and bills. Your campfire's flames blew towards your tent while you were gathering fire wood nearby, and burnt it down. I didn't let your house burn down, you were to careless to put your fire pits out, or your fireplace. And when you were at the highest point in your life, you hit rock bottom. And now, you blame me. Typical I guess. I mean, you aren't the first to do this." God kind of looked off into the distance at that time. Jack, the man, was crying with shame and finally realized that to fix a problem, you have to admit that its not everyone else's fault sometimes.
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